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Drag Racing The Sandman

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.

I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!

by mrkron January 9, 2012


Kazh Black

A causal black out. When you go out drinking and black out, but nothing bad happens. You wake up in your own bed alone, with your wallet and phone and keys. You don't know how you got there, but all is well.

Dude! Last night got crazy, but I was kazh black, so its all good.

by mrkron April 28, 2019