shell silverstein

when you take a girl home from the bar, she drops a deuce before, you start banging her, she has her period all over your bed, you pretend to cum, you tell her to leave, and to top it off you send her a venmo request for new sheets

wow i really shell silversteined that girl last night

texas roadhouse

when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.

Anybody up for a Texas Roadhouse tonight? trying to burn a few calories in the sauna

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