BMT

Bowel Movement (on) Titties: The act of defecating on a woman's breasts prior to, or during the act of sexual intercourse. See Cleveland Steamer.

This acronym is particularly useful in mixed company, or in public.

The phrase developed in a Salt Lake City, UT Subway restaurant when trying to express the attractiveness of one of the cashiers, while not trying to use the phrase "she is so hot, I'd shit on her chest" in public. One of the sandwiches being ordered at the time was the Italian BMT, and the acronym seemed appropriate and was put into use.

Man, she is so hot I would *totally* BMT on her.

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BMT Qualified

A girl that is so attractive, that an indivdual is willing to perform a BMT on her.

Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.

Particularly useful in public or mixed company.

Have you met Trent's new japanse girlfriend? She is definately BMT Qualified.

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