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Oildale

A place in CA whose residents are overly fond of illegal fireworks.

Bro, I spent the 4th of July in Oildale.
Dude, how many people got arrested?
Bro, like five cop cars came to the street I was on within two hours!

by mrmngrl July 5, 2016

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Stupidity

The belief that you can judge something without actually experiencing it.

Dude, some guy who hasn't watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic told me that it's a show for little girls.
Bro, you think that's bad? Some Baptist told me the Book of Mormon isn't the word of God, and they've never even read it.

Dude and Bro have both been speaking with people infected with stupidity.

by mrmngrl June 10, 2016


Stupidity

The belief that you can judge something without actually experiencing it.

Dude, some guy who hasn't watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic told me that it's a show for little girls.
Bro, you think that's bad? Some Baptist told me the Book of Mormon isn't the word of God, and they've never even read it.

Dude and Bro have both been speaking with people infected with stupidity.

by mrmngrl June 10, 2016

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kronurgy

The manipulation of time, or "time magic." Includes time travel, freezing time, changing the speed of time, and changing the effects of time on an object or organism (like speeding up aging, weathering, or chemical reactions). Also spelled "chronurgy." Derived from Kronos/Chronus, a Titan in Greek mythology who could manipulate time

Coined by twitter user @wisteriabigsur in early 2024.

"Wizards often use kronurgy to ensure they are never late to the function."

by mrmngrl July 6, 2024


Books

The best thing to ever grace the planet. Remember the Dark Ages? That happened because there weren't enough books or people able to read them.
For a long time people valued books, but since the arrival of Internet, people have disregarded them in favor of browsing the Urban Dictionary.

Dude, do you read books?
Yeah, I love books!
We're like the only two left with that point of view!
We should totally get married!

by mrmngrl June 10, 2016

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Veronica Roth

A woman who wrote three great books, only to break the hearts of millions of readers in the final chapters of the third book by killing the central character whose POV the whole story was told by.

Dude, have you heard of Veronica Roth?
Bro, I HATE and yet LOVE Veronica Roth. She's practically a villain, the way she just killed off Tris.

by mrmngrl June 10, 2016