blue balls

when a guy gets very arroused by a female, but she decides not to let him inside. hes hard, but she dont want it.

girl: what i do is i make out with him, and he gets hella hard, then he says "babe lets have sex" but i say no.
girl2: oh shit, why would you give him blue balls girl?!

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keyed

when one is completely high from smoking maijuana. side effects include feeling happy, sleepy, then hungry.

guy 1: man we were smokin and i was so keyed, i thought i was flyin
guy 2: shit forreal, youre dumb

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