The Gobbler

Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.
Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
Step 4: Lean over at the waist.
Step 5: Call your victim.
Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"

I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!

Sincerely,
The Gobbler

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