Northwest Nap

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"

"Dude, I was so tired yesterday afternoon, I took a Northwest Nap. My girl called me 15 times and I didn't hear a thing"

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Woodsin

To shag indiscriminate chicks without regard for marriage or a long term relationship with a woman.

Popularized by golfer Tiger Woods and his trangressions.

"That Steve is such an a-hole. When his girlfriend was out of town, he was out woodsin with the ladies. What a douche"

Grammar Snob

Someone who gets so worked up by improper grammar, they are unable to function.

Chuck is such a dick. My email to his customer had "there" instead of "their" and he came at me like a god damn pitbull. What a grammar snob.

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