Chalkulosis

Coughing in the midst of billowing clouds of magnesium carbonate filling rock climbing gyms, especially after New Years.

Thought I was going to expel a lung.
Nah bro, that's just resolution-obsessive chalkulosis.

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qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.

Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.

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Assangeaphobia

Fear of getting fired for leaking information to the media. Conversely, fear that one's own employees might be unafraid to blow the whistle. espionage media mafia leaks information warfare omerta

Assangeaphobia is keeping my homies in Cupertino and Langley awfully quiet these days.

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ambiurnal

Someone who is both nocturnal and diurnal, with flexible sleep patterns.

Suzie is a bad ass, going all day and sometimes all night: she recovers from sleep deprivation better than anybody I know. She must be ambiurnal....

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nippledrift

The case in which nipples do not appear where one reasonably expects them under clothing that binds and misdirects them.

My eyes are up here! It's just nippledrift!

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Cheekerator

Thong bikini bottom that perfectly lifts and separates East from West

That surfer girl is sporting a Cheekerator that is two sizes too small--juuuust like I like...:)

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Schadenfreuday

Schadenfreuday is the creeping sense of doom and delight that accompanies awaiting various news drops that have now come to be expected on Friday afternoons in the era of Trump.

Let's go get some shots for Schadenfreuday. Wait, I need to refresh my Twitter feed...

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