mso

the towns of maplewood and south orange, new jersey where the nights are long(if the cops don't show up, which usually happens now due to maplewood online); where 'natty-lite' is consumed as though it was water; where every weekend you're tempted to just drink on the street since no one will have a party but in the summer usually just end up at the gaga courts or memorial park; where sometimes you're either scared behid belief of the ghetto people and then sometimes they're your best friends; where when someone gets a car, it's a godsend; where you wish the rez wasnt a gay meeting place or a place to dispose body parts so you could party; where the surrounding towns suck(aka millburn, union, livingston...); where marijuana is in such abundance that you dont even need the neighboring horrible towns; where trattoria is your home base for those boring nights and "bagel" is your base for those hang-over mornings.

you know your form mso when:
you got to "bagel" every sunday for brucnh to recap the previous nights drunken ridiculousness
you love 'natty-lite' as though your life depended on it
you love/hate the ghetto
you love the rare-amazing party
you always count on a select few to sketchily get you the 'natty-lite' you so badly need
you hate hearing the phrase 'party in newstead' cuase you know that will mean a 3 mile hike to a destination that will be broken up by the cops
you fit close to 10 poeple in a 5-seater car
you have a life-time full of memories of those drunken nights in either the dead of winter at a sketchy house or in the beautiful summer at the gaga courts
you will never forget the many years of amazing times shared by all in mso

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