Nasal cootch

Your nasal crotch is basically the deepest, most sensitive part of your nasal cavities just before your sinuses.

Do you want some ninny jizz in your nasal cootch, Matt?

musicosis

when a song gets stuck in your head

(and bothers you insessantly, often for days at a time... even potentially popping up in dreams.)

I heard a song at work and now I've got musicosis! It's driving me nuts!

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Sweeper-Beeper

Sex with a tweaker that is so bad its like an old beeper from the 90s, he keeps twitching in such a crappy way its like when those beepers got thrown against the wall and still vibrated and NOT in a good way

how was he in bed?
Oh jesus, he may be straight-edged but it was like a sweeper-beeper