94y

super g4y

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Winehouse

to die due to the fact that you have not drank in a certain amount of time. The actual length of time depends on how dedicated you historically have been to consistent inebriation.

"You ok? You seem a little... pale... and a little more on point than usual actually."
"I'm good and I have all this extra money somehow and I lost a few pounds. I haven't had a good time in awhile, but my physical appearance and wallet are benefiting. Wow, that was the longest sentence I ever said."
"Umm, who the hell are you? You better get yourself a drink."
"woah, a drink. I forgot about those. Its been 5 days."
"Hey man, get to the bar right now. You don't want to go and winehouse yourself now do you!!!"
~runs away

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