spray bottle

A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.

person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

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Tee

Meaning to get something prepared or ready
Referring to a ball on a golf tee - ready/prepared for you to swing

Hey Bob, can you tee up a conference call at 12pm?
Jenny, I have your presentation teed up in the meeting room when you're ready

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