bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

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mogan

An Australian word for a bogan with money. This can either be through an accumulation of welfare or a big win on the pokies.

After her 5th child "shazza" claimed the baby bonus and now called herself a "mogan".

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nun's nasty

To describe something as very dry. A nasty is a Queensland term for vagina. The implication being that because of a nun's vows, her nasty will be dry.

Gee, we've had no rain for six months. This land is as dry as a nun's nasty.

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