drob

A cave dwelling creature that refuses to communicate coherently via text or email. A drob will go out of its way to avoid the topic at hand in any kind of serious correspondence. It will use sarcasm and unrelated data to covertly avoid the subject matter, or so it believes. After criticism, the creature will either not respond or will respond with more of the same irrelevant data.

That drob ignored my last 5 emails and this time replied only with with shear nonsense.

corn

a vegetable

I think Corn would be a delightful vegetable to have with dinner tonight.