Cold Manilow

1. A harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.

2. A mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.

Maya: My boss just blocked us from using myspace and youtube.

Boris: That's a cold, cold manilow.

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styroglyphics

The act or result of carving doodles into a styrofoam container with your fingernail.

I found some styroglyphics of indeterminate anthropological value while cleaning the fastfood containers out of my car.

devastater-tots

exceedingly delicious tater tots.

I think I overdid it with the side dish of devastater-tots today at lunch.

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