Weasley

Someone who is so ginger his soul count is negative.

How come even your leg hair is gold, Weasley?

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mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

C&D

Constipation and diarrhea. One of the worst combinations of diseases you'll ever have.

I'm guessing I have C&D, because every time I take a shit it feels like popping a baby.

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smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed