fecal position

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

older days

not as long ago as the olden days

#1: I was listening to some Rhoda Dakar this morning - it was ok
#2: yeah she was better in the older days

eklective

the conscious choice of being eclectic

Housewife: I just dont know. I am renovating my kitchen and want to go with a grey tile but just wonder if I should be a bit more eklective than that....

bumtar

what your mum would call "a wee jobbie in your knickers".

Mum: Lionel, how many times.... rinse if you have left a wee jobbie in your knickers
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!