trepidacious

how a fuckwit says nervous

first person: oh gee you know I dont really think I want to jump..... the water is to far down
second person: dont be so fucking trepidacious all the time! just do something mad!!

whoreding

related to COVID-19 panic buying

geez mate, you didn't need to borrow my pick-up just to fill it full of toilet paper, noodles, pasta, mince meat and booze did you? now people are going to think its me whoreding. Now you better give me some of each!

Carol

what you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok the turkey is dry again
Leon - goes out for cigarette.,..
Carol: oh great. fuck the bird and stink like shit!

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Carol

What you call a Karen at Christmas

Carol: ok this turkey meat is dry
Leon – goes outside for a cigarette….
Carol: oh great, you fucked the bird now your gonna stink like shit.

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air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

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orsome

a way of saying something is awesome but meaning it is some kind of shit

teacher: Right now.... everyone get out your science books and test tubes cos i am going to show you how science can be really awesome
student: oh yeah brah.... orsome

5👍 3👎

insmelligence

the sniff test

Girl in shower: "honey can you pass me a clean pair of panties?"
Boy: "how do I know which ones are clean?"
Girl in shower: "oh dehh... just use your insmelligence".