valentines day

a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.

valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?

single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.

valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.

single guy: true man, true.

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