finger fuck

Military jargon for fidgeting with things or handling things unnecessarily. Also refers to handling things improperly.

-Stop finger fucking your rifles and listen up!

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marco polo

The act of trying to locate your own misplaced cell phone by calling yourself.

I can't find my fucking cell phone. Can I borrow your cell phone so I can marco polo the fucking thing?

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yesterfar

A very long time ago.

Not today’s world. The world of yesterfar. When Columbus discovered the world was round, when wild berries grew on every street corner, and gentlemen wore monocles…when cavewomen hunted for food while the cave-husband kept watch of the cave-children…you know what I’m talking about.

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