mumford

A Mumord is usually a severely underweight yet tall male with no sense of style or personal hygiene.

Usually stinking of shit or last week’s laundry, a Mumford will often lean over you causing much discomfort.

A Mumford's worst trait is thinking they are a 'know it all' when they in fact have very little knowledge or sense whatsoever. The Mumfords life is proof of this.

A Mumford will cause an argument at every opportunity and put other people down and grass on people to try and crawl ahead in life.

see also: cretin & grasser

1. "Don't be such a mumford, go home and have a bath!"

2. "I don't wanna be a mumford but im going to have to grass on him"

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