Chicken Drumsticks

A pair of womens legs with fat thighs and skinny ankles
cellulite and skankles all in one

I've seen celluliteand chunky dimples and thunderthighs but that is the biggest pair of chicken drumsticks i have ever seen

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Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

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Earstrain

The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.

mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.

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Neckless

The description of a man you see with an odd shaped stature with no neck at all appearing to have just a head and body for example ...Barbie dolls boyfriend Ken Doll is neckless.He has no neck he is all head body and all muscle.where the head sits stiffly on its shoulders without neck length or gap
Not necessarily touched with the ugly stick

Went to karaoke saturday night and saw a neckless bloke at the pub...he was neckless all body and no neck!

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Tab Abuse

Tab Abuse is when you are cross referecing information on the internet ,but are really engrossed when you find more info.You intend to come back to read that page.you start opening more tabs, multitasking tabs until you have so many open your internet explorer encounters a problem needs to shut down and you loose them all at once.

"WOW look at the bottom of my pc screen! There are so many tabs open that they have shortened in length to double over themselves."I think I have a problem,I am using tab abuse again,I have become tab abuser."

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Text Queen

Females who text long and meaningful text messages all the time without any slang,knows all the short cuts and doesn't make mistakes.Knows how to use the enter next line button and uses capital letters.Texts you back so quick there is never any textpectation
2 reliable prompt precise texter with great detail.

1.The text queen just sent me a message before i could write back.
2.This message looks long and interesting I know it's from the Text Queen.
3.Fullstops and complete sentences you are such a text queen.

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Mrs Titswobble

Name of the lady you see walking down the street with bouncy knockers.I see Mrs Titswobble all the time.Like god ,she can be anywhere, anytime.

Walking down the street and there she is again,The lady with her breasts jumping all over the place ,with every stride she takes,something seems familiar to you,and it's not her face,then you remember her name,Its Mrs Titswobble