possesions

Every entire object,item or thing you own and you become a slave for ,for the rest of your life.The more you have and greedier you become,the bigger slave you become for your possesions.Yet the less you own the less slavery you will endure.
Garbologists have lots of them

I am having a yard/garage sale as i have become a slave of my own shit and want less possesions.I don't have to pay for,store ,move or clean for them no longer.Now a new owner can pay me to slave for these possesions or i am throwing them in the garbage bin :)

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CHENNY MILLION

An expression of any high money figures that nobody knows the real value in the the millions of the billions of the trillions.or the millions of millions of dollars.The type of $ bux that the greater part of the population will never experience as in someone way richer than ourselves.

Brittany Spears must have chenny million bux, she can afford to be a nutcase and make bad choices.
the president/Prime Minister earns chenny million bux a year.

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4ft nothing

The exact precise measurement of every lil man you see.If you meet a shortass bloke you instantly know he measures four feet tall and no more.people this height usually suffer from little mans syndrome

witness sees little man snatch old ladies handbag gives officer his description of offender,"he wasnt NOT a midget or dwarf but i definately know he was 4ft nothing."

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poo poo

To ruin someones joy or good fortune.
as in someone trying to slander or ruin a good situation or event for you.
It can be used as expression anytime somebody reacts in a negative way to your good luck or situation.

She was jealous i had a new hot boyfriend...she lied and told him that i was sleeping around behind his back,she was just trying to poo poo it for me.

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Tampon Stalker

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.

I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.

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remote control remote controller

A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.

1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.

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Bangkok

A man walking through airport terminal sideways is said to be going to Bangkok.
Also well known phrase by Confuscious who was a wise old chinese man.

"Hey look ,That man is walking sideways through the airport terminal ...he must be going to bangkok."

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