mugget

half way between a muppet and a mug

The Lads:
look at chilman starting on that foreign guy what a mugget

bollock nout

a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.

or

a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.

kallum 1: you got anything on you
conor 2: nah bollock nout

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penny chinging

the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise

pennychinging

lewis: max are those pennys unchinged

max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*

penny chinging

Bodoi

The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet

Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it

Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached