window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

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manbag

n. Testicles

"Oh man, I gotta go empty my manbag."

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whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

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silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

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ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

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Crew Hoe

(n.) a girl that jumps from friend to friend in order to stay down with the crew.

Daaaaamn, you fucked that hoe too?!?? She's a crew hoe dog! I tried to toldja.

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Charp

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

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