meow-mance

The feminine equivalent of a bromance. It describes the complicated love and affection between two heterosexual women who may at times seem like a couple.

Mary: I had so much fun drinking and dancing with you last night!

Maria: Me, too! Who needs boys when we have each other?

Bill: How cute...you two have a total meow-mance going on.

premature regretulation

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.

He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.

squidding

To discharge liquid from the anus.

Last night's Mexican dinner was amazing, but I've been squidding all morning.

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