9 to midnight

Tucking your boner up into your waistband so it's not as obvious

After Jessica walked by, I totally had to go from 9 to midnight so people wouldn't think I had a banana in my pocket.

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sex tooth

When you crave sweet foods or candy right after having sex.

I could really use some chocolate because that threesome left me with a serious sex tooth.

stupidified

When something baffles you so much that you feel like a total moron.

Steve: "Did you see when Darren Brown predicted the lottery on live TV?"
Rohelio: "Yeah man, that shit left me stupidified!"

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