Pull’n A Rudy

Pretending to tuck your shirt in when actually jerking off.

Guy 1: Why has David been tucking his shirt in for so long?

Guy 2: Oh, he isn’t tucking his shirt in. He’s pull’n a Rudy.

Guy 1: What’s that?

Guy 2: David is actually jerking off.

Playsectomy

When a young man, 18-20, wisely decides to invest in having a vasectomy. The sheer volume of serious game to be played over the next decade calls for zero chances of unwanted pregnancy and uninhibited slay with his tool. The playsectomy can be reversed when the man is ready to settle down and spread his good seed wisely.

Did you hear Tito just had a playsectomy?

Ah man, to be young again. That kid is gonna put that knot to work.

Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

Pickle Grifter

A man who’s a familiar face at a Pickle Park. Usually known to local law enforcement.

Man why is that guy always over there lurking around in the woods?

Oh, David? He’s a pickle grifter. He’s always back there.

Reverse Handkerchief

Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.

Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.