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The firefighter

Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out

I gave that chick a fireman

by mustangman April 29, 2005

4👍 5👎


Chinese taco

Eating duck sauce from a pussy

I had the best Chinese taco last night

by mustangman April 29, 2005

62👍 39👎


chinese taco

eating duck sauce from a pussy

i had the best chinese taco last night

by mustangman April 29, 2005

26👍 33👎


omish mule pusher

Wen a girl is performing oral sex move her arms so you can move her head back and forth while holding her arms like an old mule plow.

I gave sally an ommish mule pusher last night

by mustangman April 29, 2005

10👍 16👎