gurgle flop

A juicy fart and or queef, similar to a shart but with more liquid

“Our date was going great until she put a finger in my ass and I gurgle flopped all over her hand”

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Raunchy Randy

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.

Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!

Missouri Mudslide

When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.

This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her

The Kenneth

An expert sex position where the male is standing up and the female’s legs are held in a split whilst being penetrated and having her body spun in a circle, similar to the movement pattern of a propeller or clock hands

“Bro this Tinder chick was a freak! She let me give her ‘The Kenneth!’ We ‘Kennethed’ all night!”

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”