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The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
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1) The chatmosphere is the intangible area in which internet chats take place.
2) The virtual space in which you meet another person or persons for the purpose of chatting.
jc: Maybe later we can meet in the chatmosphere and get to know each other better!
hotness: Maybe later you can grow a pair and just speak to me face to face.
jc: It was awesome chatting with you in the chatmosphere man!
Aloysius: You don't have any friends, do you?
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USC is the abbreviation for Unnecessary Sport Coat. It can be found on many a male club goer throughout the nation. Sadly, the use of a USC is very rarely effective and often the wearer is never aware of its inherent unnecessary-ness.
Mustache: Whoa, USC is in full effect at the club tonight!
Dirty: I know! And I think this guy next to me decided to personalize his USC.
Mustache: Grossness!
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The uncommon abbreviation for someone who's first initial is A. and who's last name begins with the letters 'y' & 'o'.
Goofus: Man, I wish there was a way to quickly address all my friends who's first initial is 'a' and who's last name begins with 'y' & 'o'.
Gallant: Listen Foolio, that's totally possible; don't you know about the uncommon abbreviation for names that have a first initial 'a' and a last name that begins with the letters 'y' & 'o'?
Goofus: Playa, It seems like it's uncommon because that is not a common combination of letters for someone's name.
Gallant: Slow your roll, Hustla. You're the one who felt like you needed a word to address ALL your friends with names with that letter combination.
Goofus: I'm tired of this, just tell me what it is.
Gallant: It's 'A Yo', alright? Thanks for sucking the fun out of this, fun ruiner.
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Much like animals mark their territory by natural means, humans claim ownership of items by exposing said items to their flatulence.
Mustache: I wouldn't sit there if I were you.
Dirty: F*@& you, I'll sit wherever the hell I want!
Mustache: Well, you should know that JC totally just personalized that sofa.
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