julian

julian is the best person you will ever meet he is so awesome soo fucking awesome you don't even know he can keep a secret and can tell when someone likes him for sure a julian is super funny and kind but if you hurt his friend he will end you and when they get a girlfriend they will love them forever until it's over and when married they would never cheat and if you are looking to have children with julian don't worry by the age of 9 he already has an 8-inch doodle noodle but if you do get in a hate relationship with him he will hate you to but if you randomly start being nice to him you'll be friends in no time at all he's super attractive and funny and kind its to much to handle

Jack: oh damm my girl left me
Wonka: she probably went with julian he's so dreamy
Jack: Probably that does sound true he is really hot I guess