lynbrook

an average school that, every year, gets their ass kicked by monta vista in just about every single sport ever invented.

9 out of 10 lynbrook students have been screwed anally at least twice (even the guys).

1.
we (monta vista) went to lynbrooks XC meet and chewed their asses to a pulp.
They were crying when we were finished with them and they were begging us to stop.

2.
mv guy: haha u guys had your asses handed to you. now i will have to give you a mushroom slap and bang you anally.
lynbrook guy: *sniff* okay please be nice *sniff*
**whimpering noises**

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dhruv

an indian nerd who complains about getting 99% on his test

He's a freshman who has 99.87% in Chem Honors.

Dhruv = chips

Dhruv got a 99% on the Lit test, and he got mad at the teacher and cried.

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