The Donald

When you are fucking a college girl from behind and just can't get there because you are so drunk, you grab on to her hips nice and tight thrusting as deep as you can whispering into her ear, by the way, I voted for Trump, and hang on to that ass as she angrily bucks you all the way to a massive orgasm!!

Dude, I was trying to get off on this amazing chick the other night and I was so drunk I had to give her the Donald. She bucked and clenched down so tight, I had a tremendous orgasm!

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The O'reilly

When you think a girls tits are so amazing you can't possibly do anything but fondle them and you want to be inconspicuous, you look away and reach across her chest and gently push your elbow into her tit in multiple places more or less searching for the nipple all along thinking she has no idea what you are doing because you are so drunk.

That girls tits were so fuckin unbelievable, I gave her the O'reilly! She never knew what hit her.