Hannah Linton

A dank bitch. Obnoxious and annoying but the best fucking friend you could ask for because she’ll literally curb stomp anyone who breaks your soul. She’s hella cute, but she WILL fight you, and I’d place my money on her to be honest. She’ll make you laugh, even if you’re down in the dumps. Her only flaw is that she can be a bit of a basic bitch, and fangirls a little too hard.

Long story short, I love you bitch. I gon’ ever stop lovin’ you, biiiitch.

Some person: Ugh, honestly, (insert name of one of Hannah Linton’s friends) is so fucking annoying. We should jump her.
Hannah Linton: BITCH WUT DID U SAY ABOUT MAH WIFE?! *proceeds to kick their teeth in*
Me: That’s Hannah Linton for you.

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