Mya

Mya is a very feisty little lady, very aggressive and hungry. She doesn’t like you unless you have a dog . She has resting bitch face but tends to fake smile so much that you might never know. She is a tad psychotic, but she will give you all of her love and affection and buy you food. So go get a Mya, because she’s always single and ready to mingle. Hmu son.

Chef 1: wow do u see that little bitchy thing in the corner over there
Babysitter 1: oh yeah that’s mya. She really likes green beans.

Mya

A psychotic little lady. Very short. Very aggressive. She likes to cuddle but nobody wants to cuddle with her because they think she’s gonna kill them. Most of the time Mya’s will have resting bitch face. Eats a lot. Likes black coffee and floofy dogs. Only eats vanilla Oreos. Masturbates an unhealthy amount. But you know....they deserve love too. So go get yourself a Mya because they’ll probably buy you food or something

Boy 1: Hey bro, did you see how flat Mya is?

Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉

Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes