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alexia

someone who is posh and refuses to confront it

She's such an Alexia - the trust fund reeks

by mybitchgotabodylikealphawhatsu December 30, 2023


wimbledon high girl

a lesbian who doesn't have any male friends. probably hooks up in the language closet. says she's bi but would never date a man. kings girls are hotter. can spot her at Wagamama's. probably vegan and in love with her best friend. hippie enough to go to a thrift store, but too posh for brixton

I miss her
No you don't, she's a wimbledon high girl

by mybitchgotabodylikealphawhatsu January 7, 2021

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SW3

postcode connoting a Hivemind that is obsessed with each other

Girls wear some form of PJs, white linen trousers (in the summer) and the most disgusting top from urban / brandy / milkmaidesque top . Shoes include the dirtiest pair of golden goose, uggs or just straight up raw feet in the form of birkenstocks

Trust fund kids who shudder at the idea of an estate despite World's End being close by

Boys wear some Ralph Lauren quarter zip, chinos, and boat shoes.

Top schools attended includes Rah Rah Radley, Downe, Tudor Hall.

SMAS for catholics, harrow for asians and Eton for the best. Wycombe Abbey boasts the occasional cleverclogs but is now overstuffed with the Chinese

See also : Fulham , Clapham (Povvos + Ozzies) , Putney; and some bits of Battersea

Jonty : Mate she's so peng

Monty : She doesn't live in SW3 though

by mybitchgotabodylikealphawhatsu January 3, 2024