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A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.
*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)
Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.
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The feeling of depression and/or boredom that happens over the few weekdays following a very fun or exciting weekend.
Recalling everything that happened over the weekend on Monday only made his weekend hangover worse.
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A quote, colloquialism, or aphorism that at first seems inspiring or informative, but actually has no substance and is used just to portray a certain image or create an impression. Examples include, "Live, Laugh, Love", "Dance like nobody's watching" or any test over a black and white image most commonly found on Tumblr, Instagram or the Facebook pages of girls and women aged 14-28.
After her boyfriend broke up wit her, Brittany posted fauxspirational quotes on her Instagram so everyone would think she was happy and moving on when in fact she spent every night holding his picture and crying.
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