toon

the word "town" spoken in a geordie accent sounds like the slang term "toon." newcastle's football (soccer) fans are known as the "toon army" - this led to a sky sports presenter being fired recently for using a shockingly poor taste pun on "tsunami" which i'll not repeat here.

one geordie to another: "i'm off doon toon."

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gamblor

evil lord of pub slot machines with their flashing neon beacons. the light projected by these machines has a curiously drawing effect, akin to a moth being drawn in to a flame. the lights are his eyes!

to a friend who has let down his guard: "no! don't look into his eyes! curse you gamblor! CURSE YOU!"

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