Emotional Vapire

Those vapers who are condescending towards others because they are smokers. They preach about the benefits of vaping e.g. in the office, indoors etc etc. They act like they’re selling religion door to door when it comes to the vaping industry.

It is not just annoying it's also emotionally draining listening to them bleat on and on.

"Bernard from Accounts won't stop droning on and on about the benefits of vaping and how cool it is. He's an Emotional Vapire!"

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Pipini

A polite and harmless word for a penis.

Used in conversation when swearing or using a stronger word such as 'cock' would be frowned upon.

See penis hairy acorn

"My Goodness, Vicar! You've got a huge Pipini! You'll split me in half with that thing"

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