Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”