yesmaj

when you fart, and it was so loud that you have to blame it on your best friend, and it emmbaresess her so bad that she gets a fever.

Oh my gosh did you hear about the yesmaj that happened in class between courtney and jessica! Jessica totally farted and blamed it on courtney, which ruined their friendship.

eez

Can be used for yes or a replacement for poop

Eez! I finished my homework, or Gotta go eez