wig

Great-grandaddy of second-generation slang for methyldioxymethamphetamine (MDMA). Mostly used by the insanely hip crowd in urban dance meccas like Austin, San Francisco, and even fucking New York.

This word was later supplanted by the horrendously stupid "roll", a word so unspecial that it seems to be used as pitifully as "smurf" with the new, abysmally uncool, tragically unhip MDMasses. Still, if you want to score, you have to speak the language.

D has the wigs, so let's ditch these hos and start the party.

Tone, I'm wiggin' my balls off dude. And I love it. I see some hotties; let's go work the floor!

I'm freelin' gate. Excuse whatever the hell I just said. I'm just speaking Wigginese right now.

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spanky

Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.

Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?

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enhancify

A word borrowed from Wigginese that really stresses how something was "enhanced" or "intensified".

A word which you might expect from George W. Bush during a rambling tirade of Pax Americana propaganda.

Yeah, man, that shit just..just..totally enhancified my trip!

Strategery! Enhancify!

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