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a friendly way to greet someone
Me: hi
You: hi whats up
Me: lol i think we should break up
you: Why?
Me: i dont think its gonna work out
you: why., we are perfect for each other
me: no we are not and this is over
you: i never even liked you in the first place and also your coochie papoooie smells like diarrhea
me: lol i dont give a fuck bich.
you: ok bye
me: bye have a great day
that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol
mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
me: *prays that the yeast infection will go away*
my mom: LOL. what a noob
yeasty beasty
harry styles:
Tastes like strawberries
On a summer evenin'
And it sounds just like a song
I want more berries
And that summer feelin'
It's so wonderful and warm
Breathe me in, breathe me out
I don't know if I could ever go without
I'm just thinking out loud
I don't know if I could ever go without
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar
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