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A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.
Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.
The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocadoรขยยs Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
The divine process of gluing any pork product to the rim of the rectum/Stuffing a pelt of hog hide into the ass, patterning the anal cavity to replicate that of a wild boar.
After the successful hunt, Todd and Roger began asshogging.
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A person, place, thing, or idea of utter perfection.
This Wafflestomping session was SHZOMtastic!
When a man/woman fills each of their internal organs to maximum capacity with a combination of shit, pickled umbilical cords, needles found on the streets of San Francisco, and roadkill.
Me and my buddies witnessed the most beautiful Manhattan Hashbrown during the game.
A jam or jelly containing the steaming semen of every jungle animal.
Annabelle is scouring the jungle for a jar of JungleJizzJam