Mystery Chum

A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.

Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.

Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"

Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"

Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"

Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"

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