bloinkiss

when you lean in to kiss someone but you blink and miss

timmy waited all night to kiss bianca at the prom, but when he finally leaned in for the smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee causing him to lose his tennis scholarship leading him down a dark road paved with self loathing and addiction years later when his wife finally left him and couldnt take it anymore he lacked the ability to chase her cause his knee never healed from the bloinkiss.