wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

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sex credit

This is the amount of credit that is give by a woman to a man for how much she has spent or for a major disaster that she has just caused(usually between man and wife or bf/gf)

my wife has given me £500 of sex credits when she decided to fill my audi diesel with petrol causing untold damage to the car

the sex credits were definatley worth it

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terminal hour glass failure

This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan

your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung