Loafin

When a cat is just chilling but he looks like a loaf of bread

"Josh your cat looks like a loaf of bread right now"
"Yea he's just loafin"

"Why the fuck is your sourdough bread on the ground, Peter"
"That's my cat, yo"

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Carpeter

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

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