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Akin to laying in the snow and moving ones arms and legs back and forth to create an impression, a sheet angel is a recognizable pattern or shape left in the twisted bed sheets after some rather vigorous lovemaking.
Judging from the sheet angels left in the hotel bed it's clear that SOMEONE likes oral...
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An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.
"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."
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(noun). A friend or aquaintance who brown noses a ride to a special event, concert, party, etc., then disappears as soon as they get there.
"Did you come here alone?"
"No, I picked up a ditchhiker, and if I don't see them in 5, I'm going to leave em here."
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